First of all, I would like to thank one of the most important lady of my life, my ex-girlfriend @francesaw a.k.a LazyMom. She got me covered for almost anything and everything for this Bangkok trip. This time around, no agenda. Just go with the flow since ex-girlfriend will be leaving walk around whilst she's attending her conference at the convention center. So, here with go, back in Tuesday morning, I had a morning walk before boarding the plane to the land of massage parlor. The morning walk was rather interesting as there are a lot of monkeys around, and luckily non of those gangsters dare to rob my phone. Those who haven't read about the story, here you go. See the picture on the window view? I would like to apologize if the scene were blocked by a layer of dirt which I think MAS has absolutely no time to shower the plane. I'm sitting right at the last row of the Boeing 737, one of these recently went down with the LionAir and it scares the crap out of my pee hole every minute in the plane. Take a look at my face if you don't believe me.

首先我要来感谢我生命中其中一个最有影响力的女人,就是我的旧情人,懒洋洋@francesaw。这一次曼谷之旅,几乎都被她包养了。这旅行对我来说,没有议程,没有预算,没有做准备,没有考察过就出发。反正因为旧情人这一趟是来出席一个商业交流会,大部分时间都会把我抛弃在外面流浪,或是躺在酒店看电视。星期二出发当天,早上我还跑上山去运动,反正想到泰国有名就是按摩,赶快运动下弄到满身疼再去按够本。如果你没读过我的上山记,可以点击这里进入。好家在手机没有被猴子们掠夺。以上的图片是从我座位,波音737最后一排看管厕所的位置望出去的景色,如果觉得有一层污积,那可能是马航没有时间为飞机洗澡吧。还别说,同一款的飞机最近才在印尼掉了一家下来全部死亡。上了这飞机还真是吓得我屁滚尿流,每一分每一秒都想赶快离开飞机仓。



So, how was the flight so far? According to what my dad told me, MAS was one of the greatest airline that served the best flying food in his history. To me? I've been on less than 10 times MAS flight, they never surprise me by making sure my disappointment towards their food continue to get worse. I had a sweet and sour fish, the fish smells actually quite fresh, but may be too fresh. It taste like mud. Ex-girlfriend took a BBQ Chicken rice. She offered me a piece of the chicken, they're actually not bad! Sadly, the rice are overcooked and dried. Or they probably put in the heater over a long time and the moisture in the rice being evaporated. However, the inflight entertainment are as retro as it gets. I remember I watch 50 first date 10 years ago in a MAS flight, and they still have it. And the LCD screen has been polished with wet cloth that deterred away the reflection suppression chemical makes a huge reflection of my Steemit logo on my shirt, made the movie very interesting to view on.


飞机飞到怎么样啦?我爸爸小的时候常常告诉我,马航的水准非常高,而且吃飞机餐是一种高级的享受,特别马航的飞机餐比地上的餐馆更好吃,是他一生人觉得最好吃的飞机餐。对于我来说,我飞马航好像都不超过十次,可是每一次马航的飞机餐总是带给我万分惊恐,一次比一次差。我点了个甜酸鱼片饭,吃起来还不差挺新鲜的,不过感觉太新鲜,鱼肉好像有泥土的味道。旧情人则点了鸡叉烧饭。她还给了我一片品尝,其实还不错不会难吃,不过那饭就真是很干很硬。如果不是煲太熟就是饭被放在保温锅里放太久,水分被排干了。不过,机舱里的娱乐系统还是很好的。我十年前看过的电影,到现在还有。特别一提的是,银幕上的防止反射处理已经被人用肥皂/药水处理和打滑了。我身上Steemit的图案被反射在银幕上,让电影看起来精彩绝伦。





Again, attempt to snap a window shot since we're seating right behind the last row of the plane. Other than get a clearer window view(which the airliner didn't bother to clean the window for me, I'm sorry phone camera don't lie), this is also another part of the plane that has better surviving rate. Remember Japan Airlines Flight 123? Surprisingly much of the survivor seating at the back row of the plane. Anyway, back to my journey, despite flew for more than 2 hours, by the time we landed, the clock only 1 hour went off. Which makes Bangkok and Malaysia has a difference time zone despite the same region. I've got a big relief after step out of the plane.

由于难得坐在最后一排,窗外被机身遮挡的范围比较小,想再一次尝试拍飞机飞行时的窗外风景,可是手机的摄像头是不会骗人的。窗子实在太脏了,根本摄像头根本调整不到焦距。除了风景,最后排座位的其中一个好处就是如果飞机掉下来的存活率比较大,如果大家还记得日航的空难故事。那个先不管了,继续说一下我的旅途,飞了两个小时到了泰国曼谷发现,时间才过了一个小时。原来,虽然同一个地区,可是却有时差。当我踏出机舱后,终于送了一口气。




Yes! Traffic is cleared! I'm very delighted to have been traveling with no traffic. Take a look at the outside, oh do note that my baldy head is also in the rear view mirror! But it doesn't last long, after some distance and we finally caught up with the rush hour. That's about 5pm in the evening, and everybody is rushing home for their dinner. Whilst, we're trying to rush to the hotel for check in. As for the hotel review, I think I'll save it for some other time. The first day of arrival, I'm literally too tired and forgotten to take some nice photo of the room.
本来兴高采烈的感到自己很幸运。出来旅游如果遇上堵车就是浪费时间。还好我们来得早,还没遇上堵车时间。快看看车子挡风镜外面,没几辆车,还可以从后视镜重看到我的光头。不过,好景不长。话还没说完已经开始堵起来了。眼看着五点钟下班潮涨了起来,而我们也要赶去酒店登记开房了。至于酒店的评价,写一次再为大家写一篇文章吧。当天真的太累了,忘记为美美的房间拍些照片。



As we finished checked in, took a shower and immediately go out with a few friends together to find our dinner. Apparently, this place is not much different than Kuala Lumpur. The traffic situation is quite similar to Jalan Masjid. Despite the distance between the hotel and the restaurant is only 5km apart, but it took us like 40 minutes to get there. We arrived at SOMBOON SEAFOOD RESTAURANT. Well, few of ex-girlfriend's friend would really like to have the local Thai fusion Chinese food and it is highly recommended. So we're here at this Chinese restaurant.
当我们开了房间后,赶快去冲个凉然后又约了几个朋友赶着出去了。原来,泰国曼谷这个地方跟吉隆坡的市中心没有什么分别,都是一样堵。如果要用吉隆坡的街道来形容,这里就好像是吉隆坡的清真寺街道。餐馆和酒店的距离其实只有区区五公里,可是却耗时40分钟才到达。我们来到了建兴酒家吃饭。为什么来到泰国吃中餐吖?是这样的,旧情人的友友们极力推介吃本地化的中餐,说比真正中餐还好吃。结果,一伙人就在这里坐下来等吃了。



Crab meat fried rice, the taste is not what you cane smell from this picture. Don't know WTF am I talking about? I bet you don't, you'll have to come to this place and experience this! Those Thai fragrant rice is not what we can usually get from the supermarket. Especially when they're cooked by the local Chinese who doesn't speak Chinese anymore!
螃蟹肉炒饭。味道一绝。完全不是照片上“闻”到的好吃泰国米的松软度绝对不是一般的好吃,尤其是已经不会讲中文的泰国华裔煮出来。据说这家店是潮州人流传下来的。@aellly 西瓜下次一定要带家人来试试了。



Oyster ommelette fry egg. This is a rather normal dish in my home country. Oyster were fried together with egg and the egg yolk will really make the oyster easy to go down. With this dish alone, I think I can easily caw down a bowl of rice.
蚝煎是一门比较普通的食品。在马国也很容易找到。蚝被拨开后与鸡蛋一起煎炸。蛋黄的香味给蚝的腥味中和了非常容易下饭。我看只要有这一道菜,我就可以吃一整碗饭了。

This was said to be the sweet sour fry fish. This, is totally out of my expectation. The normal sweet sour I had in my country are totally off. As far as I know, our friend ordered expansive fish. To me, in tourist spot I wouldn't call for anything expansive to avoid being scam for expansive price tag. Anyway, I'm not really into the fish itself, but the fried vegetable that covers the fish is really outstanding and crunchy! I can imagine if these vege being introduced to kids as snacks, I don't think there will be any other kid who refused to eat the greens!
这一刀菜色是甜酸炸鱼。不过当盘子送来时看到不是我认识的甜酸炸鱼。听友友点餐时点了很贵的鱼,话说马国吃这鱼很贵,这里吃比较便宜。对我来说,鱼还不是鱼,为什么要吃贵的。再说,在旅游地区吃贵鱼,说不定真的会被砍一刀。吃起来我觉得有趣的不是那个鱼,是那些被炸过的菜干,非常香脆可口。一直吃得欲罢不能。想象以下自己家里的娃如果不吃青菜,弄这个一定吃完!

Fried vegetable. Let's forget it. I'm just taking down this to remember what I've eaten. As every kid knows, I'm a grown up kid.
超通心菜。没什么值得说的,就是炒菜一碟。我只是纯碎拍张照片留念当时吃过了什么。我也是个大孩子,想要我吃青菜,好难噜。

Clear tom yam soup squid. By looking at the clear soup, you don't think it's safe. Super spicy! Ex-girlfriend who usually don't eat squid, surprisingly whack almost half a dish of this squid.
这个是东炎清汤墨鱼🦑。如果淡淡看到清汤你就以为没有什么杀伤力,那你就大错特错了。这个清汤超辣!旧情人本来就不碰墨鱼的,但是却一口接一口吃了半盘!

And the famous fried glass noodle, usually came with crabs but this one came with prawn Sorry the phone camera is at it's limit, I couldn't make it more attractive than how it smells. Those giant prawns are all hiding underneath the noodle.
然后就是炒冬粉。这一道菜基本上都是配螃蟹的,我到底听漏了什么,为什么炒冬粉配了巨虾吖?不好意思,手机摄像头和我的技术就只有这么多了。不管怎么拍都没有办法把它的香味抓下来与你享受。

Last but not least, is the infamous curry fried crab! I do not know what they put into the curry, but the sauce is marvelously addictive. I had to literally lick the plate to finish it off!
最后当然不能少的就是这家酒家的招牌辣椒螃蟹。我不知道他们放了什么进咖喱,太好吃,太上瘾了!我是吃到最后把盘子抢了过来把盘子舔干净才甘愿走。



Finally, we went to Hooker and it is my first experience going to Hooker. I heard those are some nice "view" that is easy on the boy's eyes. Well, this is Asia, don't over expect and try to enjoy the beer. That marks the first day of my Bangkok trip. Other than the dinner which spent us about 3800 for 6 person, I think it's still worth it considering we're having seafood dinner and some of them are really expansive to eat in my home country.
最后我们来到了Hooker酒吧,我的第一次Hooker就这么给了泰国。我很早就听说Hooker的侍应都放半粒的,对男士来说是一个眼睛吃冰淇淋的地方。不过,这时亚洲,最好就不要抱太大希望了。就这样过了我在泰国的愉快第一天。晚餐我们六个人吃了三千八百泰铢,其实算起来不贵。基本上都是在吃海鲜,如果换成马国,这一顿饭可能就变得超贵了。


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